{"product_id":"pawcoon-life-size-plush-dog-sleeping-bag","title":"Pawcoon — The Life-Size Dog Sleeping Bag Grown Adults Refuse to Get Out Of","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrder by December 15th for delivery before Christmas.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy it as a joke. It gets slept in every night.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt looks like a giant stuffed dog lying in the corner of the room. Then it gets unzipped, somebody climbs inside, and that's the last anyone sees of them until morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA full-length sleeping bag built to look like a real dog — sculpted head, padded ears, oversized paws — big enough that a grown adult gets all the way in and pulls it closed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe gift part\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody asks for this. That's the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey open it, everyone laughs, somebody films it. Then around nine that night you look over and they're horizontal on the living room floor inside a corgi, watching the game, and they are not getting up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt survives the joke. That's what separates it from every gag gift that's in the garage by February — this one is genuinely, stupidly comfortable, so it stays in the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes it actually fit an adult?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e68.9\" long, 31.5\" wide. Up to about 5'9\" and you're in full length with the padded head above you like a pillow. Taller than that and your feet hang out the end — which is funnier, and hasn't stopped anyone yet. It's cut generously through the shoulders, not fitted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy it's $99.99 and not $29.99\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause it isn't a novelty. Nearly six feet of thickened polyester fibre fill with a brushed lining, a sculpted head that holds its shape instead of flattening into a mat, and enough warmth to use on a cold floor or a camping trip. Pick it up and it has weight to it. The cheap ones are printed flat and thin. This one is built.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFive breeds\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCorgi, Beagle, Rottweiler, Bulldog and Cavalier King Charles Spaniel — each with its own markings, face and ears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePick the one that matches the dog they already have. That's the detail that gets the reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe dog will also get in it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBe warned. It happens almost immediately and they are very hard to remove. Several people have ended up buying a second one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 68.9\" × 31.5\" \/ 175cm × 80cm (approx.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e thickened polyester fibre, brushed lining\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/strong\u003e sculpted head, padded ears, oversized paws\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e spot clean, or machine wash cold on a gentle cycle and air dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIn the box:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 × Pawcoon plush sleeping bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eAlso works for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKids, obviously — they'll fight over it. College dorms, movie nights, a spare bed when family visits, camping trips.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePlease note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColours may appear slightly different on screen depending on your display. Measurements are taken by hand, so allow a small variance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping \u0026amp; returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFree shipping on every order. 30-day returns — if it isn't what you hoped, send it back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrder by December 15th for delivery before Christmas.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pawcoon","offers":[{"title":"Corgi","offer_id":50420268564737,"sku":"PWC-CORGI","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beagle","offer_id":50420268597505,"sku":"PWC-BEAGLE","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rottweiler","offer_id":50420268630273,"sku":"PWC-ROTTIE","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bulldog","offer_id":50420268663041,"sku":"PWC-BULLDOG","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cavalier","offer_id":50420268695809,"sku":"PWC-CAVALIER","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0838\/0258\/7393\/files\/ezgif.com-optimize_10.gif?v=1791593202","url":"https:\/\/www.pawcoon.com\/products\/pawcoon-life-size-plush-dog-sleeping-bag","provider":"Pawcoon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}